hobit

A young girl who wears micro skirts and low jeans that show almost everything, and tiny T's that go up so that all the belly is exposed. In other words, a Ho Bag in Training, or a Hobit.

"Damn, look at all the hobit's out tonight. Just gotta wait a few more years!"

"That young girl got a temporary tattoo on the small of her back...hmmm, the mark of the whore at such a young age. Now that's a hobit."

by MarcosR July 4, 2005

hobit

a mispelling of the word hobbit

A: A hobit!
B: No... a hobbit.

by Vamm Goda February 23, 2004

hobit

a hobit is samll.it will eat your anus if oyur not careful

a hobit is oyur daddy.

by jared podolske February 18, 2003

Höbit

A hobby that is also your habitual behaviour (habit). It’s a habit as well as a hobby. Höbit.

“What are your höbits?” One could ask. “My höbits are painting art and smoking cigarettes”, one could reply.

A hobit is something that you do to pass the time, often, and may even believe you have some expertise at, but it does not qualify as a hobby and you are unlikely to be a part of any hobby society. Doodling is a hobit.

by Lindseyfreakin July 30, 2020

hobit

A shortened form of Hoe Bitch

This hobit cut in front of me.

by surus May 27, 2022

Hobit Gardening

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.

Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'

by twanggah March 18, 2010

Hobi

A nickname for the sunshine member of Bangtan/BTS, Jhope/Hoseok that is mainly used when he is being cute.

Hobi is my precious sunshine.

by CactusMum August 7, 2017