Hægrid

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Hægrid is a norwegian adjective describing a person who is easily injured when partaking in physical activities; such as football, weightlifting and padel. Commonly described by the norwegian word for cookie (kjeks). Usually hægrids are stubborn, naive, easily agitated and can have some flaws with their vision.

Felix: Trym was injured while playing football. Due to his poor eyesight he was unable to see the ball coming towards him.
Teodor: Ugh! Trym is such a hægrid!

Hægrid by HybridMadchen October 3, 2024

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n00beus Hagrid

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

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The Instant Hagrid

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

The Instant Hagrid by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011

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Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

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PS1 Hagrid

The most sexy and beautiful man alive

I love PS1 Hagrid...

PS1 Hagrid by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019

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PS1 HAGRID

The thiccest of thy thicc gods,

"some days, i feel like ps1 hagrid."

PS1 HAGRID by BigPAPAShrek May 25, 2018

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Ps1 Hagrid

THE SEXIEST BITCH IN THE WORLD. SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY IS SEXIER THAN SHREK AND RICHARDO COMBINED. HIS NAMED IS ANOTHER WORD FOR SEXY BECAUSE HE IS SO SEXY GODDAMN

You think Shrek is hot? You clearly never seen Ps1 Hagrid, who is the ultimate sex god

Ps1 Hagrid by TheAngryChickenWing March 2, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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