haggrid

A tall, hairy character from which has a background of being brought up in a orphanage.

"You're such a haggrid son- you will never be a wizard"

haggrid by Abarsal89 November 19, 2017

n00beus Hagrid 

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

n00beus Hagrid by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018

The Instant Hagrid 

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

The Instant Hagrid by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011

Raped by Hagrid 

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

Raped by Hagrid by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015

PS1 Hagrid 

The most sexy and beautiful man alive

I love PS1 Hagrid...

PS1 Hagrid by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019

PS1 HAGRID 

The thiccest of thy thicc gods,

"some days, i feel like ps1 hagrid."

PS1 HAGRID by BigPAPAShrek May 25, 2018

Ps1 Hagrid 

THE SEXIEST BITCH IN THE WORLD. SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY IS SEXIER THAN SHREK AND RICHARDO COMBINED. HIS NAMED IS ANOTHER WORD FOR SEXY BECAUSE HE IS SO SEXY GODDAMN

You think Shrek is hot? You clearly never seen Ps1 Hagrid, who is the ultimate sex god

Ps1 Hagrid by TheAngryChickenWing March 2, 2020