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When foot fungus spreads to your cock
Joey: "The mushrooms have spread to my tip!"
Max: "You got a bad case of Gwyno."
Gwyno by Jackson.is.epic July 20, 2025
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Gwyneth is an amazing girl! She usually has great sense of style and can make your day brighter. She has a very good sense of humour but she may take it to far. A Gwyneth usually have a bad side. She is very emotional and she is very pretty. If u see a Gwyneth you will instantly fall in love with her. Though watch out for her friends(ship friends).
Me: oh hi! What’s your name?
???: gwyneth

Me: le gasp
Gwyneth by XxSnowflakexX July 3, 2019
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The cutest girl you will ever meet, she's attractive, funny and interesting. usually not serious until necessary. She seems innocent but she's quite the contrary. If she likes you then be prepare to be quite charmed by such a subtle seductress, She will blow your mind with what she knows
I think I met a Gwynn last night, I am lucky I met such a Gwynn
Gwynn by Mr.Anonymous1234 July 6, 2012
Gwynne is a kind and caring person. She hasn’t gone through a lot but stays strong til the end. She will stand up for you but will also put you into place when you need it. She is very smart. Much smarter than most people. Gwynne is also very humble, even though she is beautiful, she thinks she is not. Overall, Gwynne is just a good person who wants to be there for you.
“Hey did you see Gwynne the other day?”
Yeah, she’s such a nice person!”
Gwynne by Funnyperson66 May 21, 2018
Gwyneth’s are one of the most sweetest and kindest people i’ve ever met. They are usually either really dumb or really smart no in between s. They may seem tough and intimidating but once you get to know them they’re one of the coolest and funniest people you will get to know! They are the most loyal and prettiest people and they are often missed out on. Scorpio Gwyneths are usually the most fun. They’re goofy and adorable and will be your most supportive friend <3 Also Gwyneth’s probably like to go by nicknames since their names are pretty long. Like Gwyn, Gwynie, Gwyniepooh, Wyn, Wynnie and etc.
Omg have you met Gwyneth before?!”
“I haven’t but i’ve heard from many people she seems really smart and cool but i don’t know… they look pretty intimidating”

“Oh let me introduce you!! Once you get to know her she’s a sweetheart!!!”
Gwyneth by purplefanta June 1, 2021
I huge, monstrous, beastly woman. Typically seen in moo-moos and Walmart.
Alas, the gynoceros is not yet endangered.
Gynoceros by Jason Spencer January 16, 2008

Gwynplaine 

A character in the novel 'The Man Who Laughs' by Victor Hugo about a man called Gwynplaine who had his face disfigured into a laughing mask as a child and falls in love with a blind girl called Dea.

Gwynplaine is described as having a fine, athletic body, but a terrible face yet he is one of the sweetest men in literature therefore, the term Gwynplaine is used to describe inner beauty particularly about men.
He certainly is a gwynplaine.
Gwynplaine by ThatWriterGirl November 23, 2010
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