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Funky Lil Guyo 

A 'Funky Lil Guyo' is a character, animal, or person that can be described as skrunkly, but in a more energetic way. This term is endearing, much like skrunkly scrimblo, skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler, and others of the sort.
Person 1: Jinx the cat is such a scrunkly.
Person 2: I personally think Jinx the cat is more of a funky lil guyo.
Person 1: No, that's the Ohmygos cat.
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Guyological Clock 

The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a man’s marriageability.
John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!

Guyolation 

pronounced: guy-o-lation

1. To do something that may cause others to question your manhood.
2. Actions that are contrary to being a cool guy.
Joey committed a guyolation when he blew off the game to go to the opera.

It is a guyolation to f**k your friend's girlfriend.
Guyolation by PA Burbs Guy March 27, 2008
-Most often a young man, of small stature (this is often due to Pinda (Indonesian) ancestry (however this is not a topic to be discussed when first encountering a Guyon). Guyons' characteristically behave fresh and fruity and are fond of traveling, specifically in a 'gangsta-like' manner---because of this, they moisturize their faces with sunscreen.
Guyons'are typically friendly, funny and sweet. They like to talk (too much) and enjoy making others laugh. But, warning! Guyons' have a tendency to keep messy houses and can also smell quite bad.
The Guyon that I've encountered says Tomatto not Tomato and is a bad-ass mutha-fucka.
Guyon by E$Gangsta February 3, 2010
Male who prefers to feed only when the object appears in some way helpless (e.g. - recently dumped from a long term relationship, intoxicated, or asleep).
Sally: Julie's boyfriend just told her he's seeing some other girl. Think she's coming out tonight.

Jane: Be prepared to fight off the guyotes, then. They can smell any breakup within a five mile radius, and I don't need to be taking her leftover shots of Jager all night.
guyote by whitlsr August 24, 2009
A manther, but ten years older. Guy + coyote = guyote. Usually hunt alone, preferring small, easily attainable game. May resort to scavenging if desperate. Are often difficult to remove from populated areas. Commonly attracted to, but easily intimidated by cougars.
I was playing pool with my buddy, Pel, when a couple of manthers, a cougar and a guyote with a gray ponytail came and tried to take our table.
Guyote by Wes Tent January 31, 2006