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Funky Lil Guyo
A 'Funky Lil Guyo' is a character, animal, or person that can be described as skrunkly, but in a more energetic way. This term is endearing, much like skrunkly scrimblo, skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler, and others of the sort.
Person 1: Jinx the cat is such a scrunkly.
Person 2: I personally think Jinx the cat is more of a funky lil guyo.
Person 1: No, that's the Ohmygos cat.
Person 2: I personally think Jinx the cat is more of a funky lil guyo.
Person 1: No, that's the Ohmygos cat.
Funky Lil Guyo by caat_enthusiast July 8, 2023
Related Words
Guyote • Guyo • Guyolation • Guyological Clock • Guyon • guyonasm • guyot • guyote herd • guyotine • Guyott
Guyological Clock
The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a man’s marriageability.
John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!
Guyological Clock by Paige F. Enimore April 21, 2010
Guyolation
pronounced: guy-o-lation
1. To do something that may cause others to question your manhood.
2. Actions that are contrary to being a cool guy.
1. To do something that may cause others to question your manhood.
2. Actions that are contrary to being a cool guy.
Joey committed a guyolation when he blew off the game to go to the opera.
It is a guyolation to f**k your friend's girlfriend.
It is a guyolation to f**k your friend's girlfriend.
Guyolation by PA Burbs Guy March 27, 2008
Guyon
-Most often a young man, of small stature (this is often due to Pinda (Indonesian) ancestry (however this is not a topic to be discussed when first encountering a Guyon). Guyons' characteristically behave fresh and fruity and are fond of traveling, specifically in a 'gangsta-like' manner---because of this, they moisturize their faces with sunscreen.
Guyons'are typically friendly, funny and sweet. They like to talk (too much) and enjoy making others laugh. But, warning! Guyons' have a tendency to keep messy houses and can also smell quite bad.
Guyons'are typically friendly, funny and sweet. They like to talk (too much) and enjoy making others laugh. But, warning! Guyons' have a tendency to keep messy houses and can also smell quite bad.
guyote
Male who prefers to feed only when the object appears in some way helpless (e.g. - recently dumped from a long term relationship, intoxicated, or asleep).
Guyote
A manther, but ten years older. Guy + coyote = guyote. Usually hunt alone, preferring small, easily attainable game. May resort to scavenging if desperate. Are often difficult to remove from populated areas. Commonly attracted to, but easily intimidated by cougars.
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