guyote

Male who prefers to feed only when the object appears in some way helpless (e.g. - recently dumped from a long term relationship, intoxicated, or asleep).

Sally: Julie's boyfriend just told her he's seeing some other girl. Think she's coming out tonight.

Jane: Be prepared to fight off the guyotes, then. They can smell any breakup within a five mile radius, and I don't need to be taking her leftover shots of Jager all night.

guyote by whitlsr August 24, 2009

Guyote

A manther, but ten years older. Guy + coyote = guyote. Usually hunt alone, preferring small, easily attainable game. May resort to scavenging if desperate. Are often difficult to remove from populated areas. Commonly attracted to, but easily intimidated by cougars.

I was playing pool with my buddy, Pel, when a couple of manthers, a cougar and a guyote with a gray ponytail came and tried to take our table.

Guyote by Wes Tent January 31, 2006

guyote herd 

The small to large herd (or pack) of males perusing a bar, searching for female stragglers (away from their group) or lone targets. Just think of a pack of coyotes and their hunting methods. Except being filled with booze.

Jane: Do you see that group of guys there? Some of them are kinda cute.

Jill: Yes, be careful. That's a guyote herd. Don't go to the bathroom by yourself. Take someone with you. And don"t wander too far from the bar either!

guyote herd by BluCrystalDragon October 25, 2011

Guyute

A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range

Man guytue is an awesome phish song.

Guyute by John Smith January 27, 2005

gyote 

armenian word for fag; faggot.

G7

in armenian seven is said "yote" therefore, g 7 becomes gyote

That boy is a gyote.

That boy is a fag.

gyote by Urban Dictionary June 15, 2008

guytext 

The limited context in which a guy knows another guy in a strictly delineated set of experiences.

Jill: What are the names of John's kids
Jack: He has kids? I only know John from my poker club. He's the kind of guy who folds with a pair. Why do you ask?
Jill: He was buying Fruit Loops when we ran into him at the grocery.
Jack: Maybe he likes Fruit Loops. I only know about how he reacts to a pair.

Jack knows John strictly in the guytext of the poker club.

guytext by smalljones July 6, 2014

Guytention 

Guy + Attention; The form of attention a guy gives to a girl with the sole intention of flirting.

Guy 1: Hey man Leslie's lookin pretty lonely tonight.

Guy 2: Yeah we should go give her some guytention.

Guytention by Eewitsyourface July 1, 2008