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-Most often a young man, of small stature (this is often due to Pinda (Indonesian) ancestry (however this is not a topic to be discussed when first encountering a Guyon). Guyons' characteristically behave fresh and fruity and are fond of traveling, specifically in a 'gangsta-like' manner---because of this, they moisturize their faces with sunscreen.
Guyons'are typically friendly, funny and sweet. They like to talk (too much) and enjoy making others laugh. But, warning! Guyons' have a tendency to keep messy houses and can also smell quite bad.
The Guyon that I've encountered says Tomatto not Tomato and is a bad-ass mutha-fucka.
Guyon by E$Gangsta February 3, 2010
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indian guy on youtube 

The guy who can dominate all teachers... he is looked up to...he is part of an ancient line of chosen ones.
guy 1:I studied three months how did I not pass and you did!?
guy 2: I learned all of it in one night from an indian guy on youtube.
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Je-on Jin

(n.) a Native-American insult meaning idiot, moron, fool, jerk, etc. Best used when replacing it with a word in a phrase.
You're being such a gyon.
Forget those gyons.
Okay, Qui Gon Gyon.
Gyon by JJF9292 October 10, 2015

Guynamic 

Guynamic - the girl to guy ratio at a social gathering orchestrated by girls from an all girls school, and the way in which this affects the overall ambiance.
"Dya think we've got a good mix of people coming to Bea's party?"

"We should probably invite Luke and Ollie, you know, to improve the guynamic"

"Yeah, and tell them to bring friends..."
Guynamic by Bisabilo October 14, 2012
(noun) A male version of the term "Cougar".
Club Ho 1- Hey that guy who's 57 just asked me out. I'm 23 and hot. He's such a MANther!

(giggle)(spills a bit of Red Bull+Vodka)

Club Ho 2- Tee hee hee! So like Blake said-

Bartender- Would you two bitches shut the hell up? It's not MANther, retard. That's a feline term. Guys are dogs, not cats. The actual term is "Guyena"
Guyena by BrandonChrist November 12, 2010

Guyological Clock 

The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a man’s marriageability.
John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!

Little Guyana 

A location in Queens, New York Town of Richmond Hill

By Liberty Avenue were lots of Guyanese and coolie people live and hang out
Dem baiz a wait fuh u in Little guyana on 121 street.
Little Guyana by cooliegyal011 September 6, 2009