guyotine

n. Device for getting rid of an unwanted suitor.

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The poet with herpes keeps calling! Oil up my guyotine.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

Guytinerary

a calendar of events, directions and everything inbetween of where to go, what to see, atms, strip clubs planning out events with the guys.

usually given list to designated driver/sober friend leading the outing

for those gentlemen who need a little help remembering to shit shower and shave
also great for outting with the guys especially when visiting a new locale finding hotspots, pubs, sports, women
example:
where we going next? who's got the guytinerary?

by RetroThis April 9, 2012