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Gutter Skunk 

a bitch you fucking that lives down the street, who spread that skunk for the whole town and half the town over.
Darnell: yo bro I fucked that gutter skunk just the other day and woo wee was shit poppin’

White guy: uh, broham, that bitch has fucked half the tri state area and loves jumping on this here jock

Darnell: don’t care, didn’t ask, I got mines

^^^
That was a cool guy response from Darnell
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Gutter Skank 

The Gutter Skank, as previously pre-supposed is an unfortunate individual whose actions/beliefs/appearance has forced them into the status of said title. These folk generally take abode in gutters; although some have been found lurking in enclosures such as the open garage or broken dustbin. The gutter skank professes a love for metal tasting objects, and for the grimy leaves found at the kerb in the Autumn months. This explains the heightened appearance in the season. Gutter Skanks are resenting of small children and will strike with force and animosity given the chance. They are exclusive from society and rely on the exchanging of blood for food as survival. It is often said that the term "mud-blood" taken from the popular novels by a not so popular author was derived from the worthlessness of a Gutter Skanks blood. This pittance is the cause for the dying out of this once plaguing race, now there are only two remaining. To rid yourself of a possible infestation of Gutter Skank, you must implement the use of giraffe semen in your everyday life e.g. using it as washing up liquid.
Symptoms of a possible infestation are namely the putrid smell of vomit and burning flesh, and the disappearance of valuables, food and babies.
Oh dear, there is a Gutter Skank a yonder
Gutter Skank by breakfast1 February 2, 2009

Gutter Skank 

Gutterskank-a female who has descended below the questionable moral character of the common whore in favor a lack of any moral fiber all together usually resulting in a pitiful disease ridden state. One need no longer negotiate for the affection of such a creature for it shall be given for any meager item or small amount of monetary compensation one is willing to give; for the wretch in question no longer has a true “soul” and is more a mere husk of an entity than an actual human being. The swine lusts for nothing more than to merely survive in her piteous repulsive state such as a sewer rat might (though it may in fact be an insult to the rat in question), thus she has crawled into the proverbial “gutter” of existence and is looked down upon by society as an extreme form of a “skank”.
That filthy ass gutter skank down on the corner has three STD’s and gives head for French fries.
Gutter Skank by Steven Runyan March 9, 2008

gutter skank 

A person, typically a chic, who is as dirty and skanky as one can get, can be hoish, slutty, disgusting, or jus plain NASTY!
Jenny is such a gutter skank, did u see those hooker boots she was wearing yesterday, she thinks she Julia Roberts!
gutter skank by K8e April 3, 2004

Alaskan Gutterskunk 

A man who finds pleasure in a women farting during anal.
Johnny is a such an Alaskan Gutterskunk. Amy farted and he didn’t last 10 more seconds.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026