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Minge Gutsters 

Trousers or jeans usually worn by middle aged women or sad freaks that come up above the belly button creating a large lump of fat that spreads from stomach to minge emphasising their 'minge gut'(see definition) or creating the appearance of one. Watch 80's music videos or browse the aisles of Marks and Spencers for examples.
Look at that freak in those minge gutsters!

Excuse me, I'm looking for a lovely pair of trousers for my daughter wedding, do you sell minge gutsters?
Minge Gutsters by Sarah July 9, 2004

cum gutters 

the v-shaped line leading from a mans hips to his dick, typically more defined if the man is fit and muscular.
tony: i just saw tommy naked in the locker room, he has awesome cum gutters.
timmy: what the fuck
cum gutters by gaybaerae July 10, 2022

cum gutters 

on muscular/ripped guys, the lines on both sides that lead from the hips towards the groin. the indention is the cum gutter.
after jacking off to completion, jeff admired his seed dripping down his cum gutters and back on to his nut sack.

Fuckin Gutters 

Used to say something sucks or stinks. It is usually something that is a bummer or a let down.
Man, I wish I was able to fuck that bitch.

I know... Its fuckin gutters.
Fuckin Gutters by Foodtime May 31, 2009

Side Gutters 

The area between the thighs and the pussy.
My man thought he was in but he was actually ridding my side gutters .

cumburping gutterslut 

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.
Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.