Gunchester

Manchester. The highest gun crime in the UK. Period.
The founder and original organiser of organised crime. Period.
Roughest streets, meanest people, d-lo hustlas, false claimers of dangerous groups, wanabe new yorkers.
Bummest pussy, illest weed, bitches giving it up, bitches going down. Period.

Gunchester Boy: Wer u from kid?
Outsider: Nah um im not from round ere blad..
Gunchester Boy: Wat u want?
Outsider: Well um i was lookin on some weed..
Gunchester Boy: ... BLAT BLAT BLAT
Outsider: DEAD
Period.

Gunchester by Shotgun, Revolver, SMG September 16, 2008

Funchester 

The Greatest place for UK Fans all over the world to watch Streams of UK games who can't watch them anywhere else.

funchester

Funchester by BWO72 December 2, 2009

Gaychester United

Gaychester United, N. The word used to derogatise the English football club Manchester United. Which has bought all their supporters by buying up big from other counties in order to win the premier league in the 90's.

"- Did you see the football on saturday?
- Yeah Gaychester won again, I reckon they have the refs in their pocket."
"- Gaychester 0 - Aston Villa 3"
"- Bloody gaychester have stolen one of our players again

Gaychester United by Bisuketto June 17, 2005

Gaychester Shitty 

A fake club from Manchester with the most plastic fans. They got no history and real fans. It is also an Oil Club

"Jason is a Gaychester Shitty fan"

Gaychester Shitty by Pep Fraudiola August 3, 2023

Gaychester United

Gaychester United, N. The word used to derogatise the English football club Manchester United. Which has bought all their supporters by buying up big from other counties in order to win the premier league in the 90's.
(sorry if it appears twice, there was a tech glitch)

"- Did you see the football on saturday?
- Yeah Gaychester won again, I reckon they have the refs in their pocket."
"- Gaychester 0 - Aston Villa 3"
"- Bloody gaychester have stolen one of our players again."

Gaychester United by Bisuketto February 14, 2005

Funchester 

That which is the municipality of Winchester, Virginia; a small, mostly homogeneous town in the Shenandoah Valley.

Because there is not much going on there aside from the annual Apple Blossom Festival, Gen X’ers to Millennials refer to it as Funchester.

Jacquelyn, do you want to go to my hometown with me this weekend? We call it Funchester.... we’ll hit the brewpub and then late night at Milanos. Can’t wait for you to experience all that is Winchester!!

Funchester by TireFire67 January 29, 2021

Gunchstradamas

A Gunchstradamas is someone who has the physical appearance of nostradamas while also being a gunch (a fat worthless piece of fucking shit)

My friend max is a complete Gunchstradamas

Gunchstradamas by Phineatsbuttpoop December 8, 2025