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A little more than a bitch and a little less than a cunt

also the space between a ballsack and butthole commonly referred to as the taint.
You need to stop being a gultch.
Please dont touch my gultch
Gultch by Gultch nurturer November 29, 2010
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To put penis, balls, and anus in a persons mouth. Gultching may be easier for people with the ability to dislocate jaw.
Get gultched. When I get home tonight I sure would like a good gultching.
Gultch by moparpunx August 27, 2008
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The Sheriff of Lone Gultch

The sheriff of lone gulch was a historic event during the day's of the wild west, The town of Lone Gultch became quite a peaceful community with the arrival of the new sheriff, Sheriff Buttram, the men were no longer fighting and had become quite close with each other. This was seen when on the day Sheriff Buttram was looking for an outlaw by the name of Manny the Mankiller, after a tip off from the bartender in Lone Gultch Saloon, The Sheriff found Manny in a small bedroom upstairs. 5 men also snuck upstairs and peeked through holes in the wall in the neighbouring bedroom to watch the confrontation, instead of a fight however, the sheriff and Manny engaged in very graphic gay sex which was a custom of the west. The men watching became aroused and began to also have gay sex with one another. All of their loud love making caused the entire saloon downstairs to break out into a massive gay orgy. Again, as was the custom of the old west
Man The Sheriff of Lone Gultch was definitely dating Manny the mankiller

Spring Gulch 

RV and Campground sight in Pennsylvania, about 20 minutes from the famous "Amish Country" Most commonly linked to "Ole Bertha" the 8 pound bass that's found in the lake on the campground area.
My buddies and I are going up to Spring Gulch for the weekend in our RV to try to get Ole Bertha
Spring Gulch by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017
One who is totally unaware of the feelings, desires and need of others. Not necessarily malevolent, just ignorant.
Josh woke me up at 3 this morning, playing the new Clipse CD on full volume. What a glütch.
glütch by bshea December 12, 2006

gutchies 

SW Pennsylvanian slang for underwear. Refers to all underwear, not only granny panties.
Pull up your damn pants! I don't care if you're going out, I don't wanna have to see your gutchies.
gutchies by kmkz666 February 18, 2011
to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch
and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.
dry gulch by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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