Gultch

A little more than a bitch and a little less than a cunt

also the space between a ballsack and butthole commonly referred to as the taint.

You need to stop being a gultch.
Please dont touch my gultch

by Gultch nurturer November 29, 2010

Gultch

To put penis, balls, and anus in a persons mouth. Gultching may be easier for people with the ability to dislocate jaw.

Get gultched. When I get home tonight I sure would like a good gultching.

by moparpunx August 27, 2008

The Sheriff of Lone Gultch

The sheriff of lone gulch was a historic event during the day's of the wild west, The town of Lone Gultch became quite a peaceful community with the arrival of the new sheriff, Sheriff Buttram, the men were no longer fighting and had become quite close with each other. This was seen when on the day Sheriff Buttram was looking for an outlaw by the name of Manny the Mankiller, after a tip off from the bartender in Lone Gultch Saloon, The Sheriff found Manny in a small bedroom upstairs. 5 men also snuck upstairs and peeked through holes in the wall in the neighbouring bedroom to watch the confrontation, instead of a fight however, the sheriff and Manny engaged in very graphic gay sex which was a custom of the west. The men watching became aroused and began to also have gay sex with one another. All of their loud love making caused the entire saloon downstairs to break out into a massive gay orgy. Again, as was the custom of the old west

Man The Sheriff of Lone Gultch was definitely dating Manny the mankiller

by Wiseman486 December 15, 2025

Spring Gulch

RV and Campground sight in Pennsylvania, about 20 minutes from the famous "Amish Country" Most commonly linked to "Ole Bertha" the 8 pound bass that's found in the lake on the campground area.

My buddies and I are going up to Spring Gulch for the weekend in our RV to try to get Ole Bertha

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

glütch

One who is totally unaware of the feelings, desires and need of others. Not necessarily malevolent, just ignorant.

Josh woke me up at 3 this morning, playing the new Clipse CD on full volume. What a glütch.

by bshea December 12, 2006

gutchies

SW Pennsylvanian slang for underwear. Refers to all underwear, not only granny panties.

Pull up your damn pants! I don't care if you're going out, I don't wanna have to see your gutchies.

by kmkz666 February 18, 2011

dry gulch

to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch

and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003