Gutch

The long stretch between your stankin asshole and your sweaty balls.

i have no brillo pad so will you use your tounge to cleanse my gutch?

by master defier a.k.a the supreme gutch August 22, 2003

Gutch

Gutch is a lesbian word, its a mix of the words, "good" and "butch" and it basically means that something is cool or good looking.

"SHIT BITCH you look gutch today."

"Fuck my gay ass up it's a gutch day."

by Rageingklancegurl August 31, 2018

Gutch

A male of Dutch origin (or anyone with a slightly odd accent) who is excessively camp, but not gay. Enjoys wearing tight t-shirts, likely open to experimenting with other men, and usually found with a cheeky grin on his face.

Person A: I'm so confused by Matt's behavior. I can't barely understand what he's saying through his slight lisp, and he keeps winking at me.

Person: Total Gutch out, man!

by jiangwei June 24, 2012

Gutch

An adoring term used to describe a person often characterized as being slightly oblivious, often surly, and random as hell.

"I love you so much I'd take it up the ass."
"You're such a Gutch."

by Lawrence Olivia February 27, 2009

Gutch

It’s a slang for a slang…meaning another word for sick or dope.

And apparently it is also a word used for going night skiing/snowboarding in Utah.

Hey do you want to gutch with Ty and I this Tuesday?

That’s gutch!

by Namurtcrepe December 14, 2021

Gutch

Gutch is a bad word that means "bad" or "dumb"

That gutch!

by Pogfacepogboy April 21, 2023

gutching

The act of gutching means to steal. It is used when in a shop to be sly and sneaky about stealing

“Hey Murdo you can gutch that right?”
“Let’s go gutching”
“This is really gutchable”

by ħūğħ February 21, 2024