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To burp or fart semen into a recipient's mouth. Typically in a gay setting.
I'm about to geltch all over you.
Geltch by certifiedgeltcher January 14, 2024
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The combination of gagging and belching that typically precedes vomiting.
She wretched so hard that she let out a giant gelch before it all came up. It sounded like a wounded walrus.
Gelch by FlimFlam47 September 20, 2017
A term used for something exceptionally nice, used by Kevin Hart and AJS to describe fine women and fine stuff.
"Wow, that lady was fine, gletch!"
Gletch by 1Fet November 18, 2020

getcha popcorn ready 

A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.
Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:

"Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.

Sincerely,
Terrell Owens

P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"


Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
getcha popcorn ready by Nicholas D January 14, 2009
ghetto combination of the words "get" and "your"
getchyo fine ass ova hurr gurlllllll
getchyo by lueford March 8, 2011
A creature that is a mix of a goat and a piece of felt that is known to steal shoes and most oftenly only one shoe at a time.
Careful Jack I hear there's a geltç in the area, hide your shoes!
geltç by Joshba geltc July 14, 2015