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guntal juice 

noun. refers to the sweat beads and/or general perspiration on a fat woman's gunt. Salty in taste, and pungent in odour, these pits of moisture are neither desirable or attractive. commonly found on obese women on a humid day. Not to be confused with cuntal juice
A : "fuck man, that fat bitch's stomach is shining in my eyes"

B : "thatll be the sun reflecting off her guntal juice"
guntal juice by Myea September 8, 2005
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guindalejo 

noun, plural:guindalejos

In Puerto Rico; jewelry charms, cellphone charms and pendants. Every kind of jewelry with a lot of fringed items. Puerto Rico artisans call their jewelry and other fringing creations "guindalejo" or "gangarrias". Boobs, testicles, penis, love handles can be called guindalejo because of their fringing nature.

Guindalejo is also an indie biz from Puerto Rico.

Guindalejo is everything that is fringing around everywhere, like a windchime or your granny's boobs.

In Dominican Republic is used to called men genitalia, testicles and penis (because they fringe).
-Norma:"Look that girl has a wonderful bracelet with guindalejos"
-Ileana: "Yes is better than any other gangarria around"
-Norma: "I die to have that bracelet with big chuncky colorful guindalejos"
-Ileana: "I will be the best hottest girl around with that bracelet full of shiny guindalejos"
-Norma:"that bracelet is better than my husband guindalejo"
-Ileana:"I have two small guindalejos, but i will put implants soon"
-Norma:"I may go to the surgeon too, for my fat guindalejos"
guindalejo by guindalejo February 26, 2011
One the sucks large testicles on a semi-regular, to regular basis. Fornication is not often seen, however fellatio is common.
John: Hey dude, have you seen Randy?

Garrett: No dude, I think he's in the room with that Guinta.

John: Damn I ber he's getting that fiya dome.

Garrett: You're goddamn right you sick son of bitch.
guinta by BRUTUSniggaz January 30, 2014
What ammosexuals like to wave around, in pursuit of their Second Amendment Rights.
"Some militia wannabes escalate purposefully so they have a reason to whip out their gunitalia and start spraying wildly."

gunitâlingaw 

That one memory that both saves and breaks you every time.
That gives me gunitâlingaw nostalgia.