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to sit in a large tungsten cube and meditate whilst it is thundering and the temperature in africa is 36 degrees kelvin.

Guintling and a Guintler are completely different things.
Guintal by Kab0nes February 12, 2025
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guntal juice 

noun. refers to the sweat beads and/or general perspiration on a fat woman's gunt. Salty in taste, and pungent in odour, these pits of moisture are neither desirable or attractive. commonly found on obese women on a humid day. Not to be confused with cuntal juice
A : "fuck man, that fat bitch's stomach is shining in my eyes"

B : "thatll be the sun reflecting off her guntal juice"
guntal juice by Myea September 8, 2005
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guindalejo 

noun, plural:guindalejos

In Puerto Rico; jewelry charms, cellphone charms and pendants. Every kind of jewelry with a lot of fringed items. Puerto Rico artisans call their jewelry and other fringing creations "guindalejo" or "gangarrias". Boobs, testicles, penis, love handles can be called guindalejo because of their fringing nature.

Guindalejo is also an indie biz from Puerto Rico.

Guindalejo is everything that is fringing around everywhere, like a windchime or your granny's boobs.

In Dominican Republic is used to called men genitalia, testicles and penis (because they fringe).
-Norma:"Look that girl has a wonderful bracelet with guindalejos"
-Ileana: "Yes is better than any other gangarria around"
-Norma: "I die to have that bracelet with big chuncky colorful guindalejos"
-Ileana: "I will be the best hottest girl around with that bracelet full of shiny guindalejos"
-Norma:"that bracelet is better than my husband guindalejo"
-Ileana:"I have two small guindalejos, but i will put implants soon"
-Norma:"I may go to the surgeon too, for my fat guindalejos"
guindalejo by guindalejo February 26, 2011
One the sucks large testicles on a semi-regular, to regular basis. Fornication is not often seen, however fellatio is common.
John: Hey dude, have you seen Randy?

Garrett: No dude, I think he's in the room with that Guinta.

John: Damn I ber he's getting that fiya dome.

Garrett: You're goddamn right you sick son of bitch.
guinta by BRUTUSniggaz January 30, 2014
What ammosexuals like to wave around, in pursuit of their Second Amendment Rights.
"Some militia wannabes escalate purposefully so they have a reason to whip out their gunitalia and start spraying wildly."

gunitâlingaw 

That one memory that both saves and breaks you every time.
That gives me gunitâlingaw nostalgia.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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