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An organized or disorganzed consortium of citizen soldiers often confused for fascists even though they're against fascism. Any able-bodied citizen of the United States who bears arms.
The European Union siege engine's goose-stepping jackbooted peace-loving stormtroopers were slaughtered by the freedom-fighting alliance of American militias.

The 21st century minuteman severed the globalist's head with a cordless reciprocal saw.
by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003
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Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.
Sam: Wow, I can’t believe we just won that relay race!
Cat: we did it Joe 😭😭
by Zozogabobo December 04, 2020
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-The militia is: all able-bodied citizens who are capable of bearing arms; the absolute last line of defense against any threat to the State or Country, whether that threat is natural or man made, foreign or domestic.
-A civilian fighting force comprised of true patriots dedicated to freedom & liberty
"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin."
--Samuel Adams
"For a people who are free and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security. "
--Yomas Jefferson
*When this country falls, or the government oversteps its power(although it already does) to the point of tyranny, the militia will be the only people to protect basic rights.
by csapatriot April 16, 2010
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A group of right-wing terrorists, typically white. A gang of white people.
Did you hear how this militia plotted to kidnap Governor Whitmer? The FBI charged them with terrorism, conspiracy, and weapons charges. You can guess what they look like...
by adisgruntledbeaver October 09, 2020
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the worst unit in both civilization's I & II. Had a rating of 1/1/1 which is the lowest of anything in the entire game.
The Russian militia was no match for the Aztec legions who broke through their city walls and marched into their capital.
by The Unsilent Majority August 28, 2003
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A group of slackers who enjoy taking it ease and 'chilaxin to the nth degree'.
Hey Davis, why are you trizzying so hard? Were the Militia.
by Colin Kurcz November 08, 2004
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