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Sweaty Hypixel Guilds 

A special genus of Hypixel Guilds that have members with no life whatsoever and are solely focused on being on top of a leaderboard on a Minecraft server that has no value outside of bragging to 10 year olds. They are often found being extremely toxic to said 10 year olds, so tread carefully around them. They buy ranks on Hypixel for "clout" with their mom's credit card because they have nothing else better to do with their money like buy "real" food. They often feed on leftover popcorn kernels from the dumpster of their local movie theater. DO NOT ENGAGE! Once "triggered," a Sweaty Hypixel Guild will declare war and spam your DM's with shit talk and DDOS threats. Avoid at all costs.
Only sweaty Hypixel Guilds care enough to try for the Guild leaderboards.. what a bunch of losers!

nathan guilds 

A humongous man that has a crippling addiction to animals
nathan guilds by Justin's Enemy April 18, 2023

Guildford Grammar School 

A school which had a headmaster who dipped faster than the Italians did from the Axis
Guildford Grammar School, oh yeah, Stevman Weebdoh can shove a dildo up his arse

Jeremiah van guilder 

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"
Expressing sexual feelings or emotions towards Guild members in a particular game or people from the same Guild in real life.
"Hey Anthony, want to come hangout with me in the fountain? ;)"
"I don't want to take part in the Guildcest, sorry."
Guildcest by arcadiatalesrunner January 30, 2015

topper guild 

an annoying tiktoker that is known for dumb pranks and wasting enough food to end world hunger in his videos. He got the idea from wasil daoud and some others from nicholas pinto's videos.
Man 1: Did you see that topper guild guy? He wasted a ton of food in his videos.
Man 2: Yeah, so sad.
topper guild by appleman6 April 4, 2022