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Guilderland 

a very large town in upstate New York. Home to Crossgates Mall, corner icecream, Ronald Park, and a bunch of rich white kids who act think they're hot shit. There are many wannabe hicks who drive around in rusty pick up trucks reving their engines and pouting air,wearing camo clothes, and wannabe guidos. They start internet drama and claim to go to Albany house parties. Theres alot of whores too. Many kids go to the mall to hangout or go to the park. Place is a joke.
Josh: dude, at this party last night, some pussy from guilderland couldn't even stand up after drinking one beer
Tom: what a pussy! i hate gland fags

Guilderland 

the worst hometown. Everyone does drugs and everyone thinks they’re better than everyone else. We have nothing but the Country’s biggest Walmart and crossgates mall. Everyone is so cocky it’s not even funny. The school district doesn’t do shit about bully’s but if you swear you get in trouble. I want to move
“Yeah I live in guilderland,it sucks”
Guilderland by gabs.elaine January 8, 2019

Guilderland 

Extremely Dangerous Place.
this is where all the Tru Gangstas come from.

word of advice: always bring a gun when walking around the streets of G-Land.
G-ay
U-turn
I-mplants
L-ozer see Lozer
D-ance
E-unuch
R-espiratory illnes
L-ungs
A-nd 1
N-ub
D-ude

Guilderland High School 

; ass-gay school, located in Guilderland as most american schools are

htttp:/.guilderlandschools.org
Guilderland High School by max November 5, 2004

Guilderland High School 

Shit school of not caring teachers and depressed kids. Okay at sports but only funds football. Toxic popularity culture. Very cliquey. Don’t send your kids here.
Are you going to the the football game tonight at guilderland high school

She’s pregnant again! Must be a guilerland high school girl
Guilderland High School by Hw? December 17, 2019

Gublerland 

Gublerland is the all-amazing, fascinating land where you, an intense fan of Matthew Grey Gubler (Spencer Reid in Criminal Minds) can live your wonderful all-around-Mr.Gubler life.

Matthew Grey Gubler created this website for his fans, obviously, to get a little closer taste of him! :)

Check it out:
matthewgreygubler.com
Hey did you check out Gublerland yet?

No, Why?

Because! It's AWESOME!
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