Guilded

A platform that platform designed for competitive gaming and esports that focuses heavily on keeping gamers organized. Has more features then discord and slack. Staff are nice and very little trolling.

person 1: Hey have you heard of guilded
person 2: Yeah, Better then discord because it has more features and staff aren't toxic
person 3: BuT gUiLdEd iS a CoPy Of dIscOrD
person 1: Discord copied Slack

Guilded by The YouTuber definer May 1, 2021

Guilded Pop Music

Gilded Pop is a style of pop music defined by luxurious, shimmering production paired with deeper, sometimes darker emotional or social themes. It sounds gold-plated, glamorous, and meticulously polished on the surface, but there’s often something vulnerable, critical, or melancholic underneath.

Lana Del Ray is an excellent example of Guilded Pop Music!

Guilded Pop Music by Kermie’s Kreations November 26, 2025

Jeremiah van guilder 

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person

1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"

Jeremiah van guilder by #can't be bothered really October 3, 2011

Gilded Goat 

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.

Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!

Gilded Goat by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018

Gilded Turd

To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.

After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.

"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."

Gilded Turd by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Jeremiah Van Guilder 

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.

Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"

Jeremiah Van Guilder by visual-inspiration@tumblr October 11, 2011

Gilded Asshole Syndrome

A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.

Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.

Gilded Asshole Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019