Guif

Epic fail to the extreme (short for "Go Up In Flames" Epic Fail)

Jo: The power has been out for so long!
Steph: Yeah, guif epic fail on the part of the power plant!

by JBrady December 20, 2008

George Guif

A tall man whit a middle aged man’s taste in style, he has a massive munting habit and is the kind of guy to spend an hour editing the definition of Bitch in the web to insult a friend

Don’t be such a “George Guif”, be more like a “Tom I’ll”

by Hew smith March 26, 2024

guifakists

A fake guitarist, portrayed by an actor, usually used in TV, Film, or advertising.

Term coined by YouTube musician/comedian SteveTerreberry.

That Mike and Ike ad had a bad guifakists, she wasn’t even playing cords!

by G_Ranger January 3, 2020

Guifakist

When people pretend to play guitar and don't do a good job. Be a good person and STOP these people from spreading their guifakery.

Guitar player: Yo did you see that guifakist on the new Rice Krispies commercial.
Another guitar player: yeah I did that was so lame.

by Themanwhodontknowsomething January 21, 2022

Guifakist

The lead guitarists of Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons. Often people who fake playing guitars that aren’t plugged in onstage.

Did you see that Cars For Kids commercial? That kid is a guifakist.

by CrosbyBrendan June 22, 2020

Guiff

The phobia of loud noises, banging pans, and doing work.

Boy 1: Hey guess what?
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: I am a guiff!
Boy 2: You suck! *Bangs pan on ground*
Boy 1: *Craps his pants*

Playing computer games when you should be doing your work, easily having the crap scared out of you by a ginger.

by jackslapper April 5, 2012

Guifro

Hairstyle popularized by the 21st century Italian-American male sometimes referred to as a guido. Hairstyle is a hair gel-based, blow-dryer induced blowout.

Carmine wanted to go to the barbershop to have his eyebrows waxed and his guifro trimmed.

by joey suppah December 11, 2009