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George Guif
A tall man whit a middle aged man’s taste in style, he has a massive munting habit and is the kind of guy to spend an hour editing the definition of Bitch in the web to insult a friend
George Guif by Hew smith March 26, 2024
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guifakists
A fake guitarist, portrayed by an actor, usually used in TV, Film, or advertising.
Term coined by YouTube musician/comedian SteveTerreberry.
Term coined by YouTube musician/comedian SteveTerreberry.
guifakists by G_Ranger January 3, 2020
Guifakist
When people pretend to play guitar and don't do a good job. Be a good person and STOP these people from spreading their guifakery.
Guitar player: Yo did you see that guifakist on the new Rice Krispies commercial.
Another guitar player: yeah I did that was so lame.
Another guitar player: yeah I did that was so lame.
Guifakist by Themanwhodontknowsomething January 21, 2022
Guifakist
The lead guitarists of Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons. Often people who fake playing guitars that aren’t plugged in onstage.
Guifakist by CrosbyBrendan June 22, 2020
Guiff
Boy 1: Hey guess what?
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: I am a guiff!
Boy 2: You suck! *Bangs pan on ground*
Boy 1: *Craps his pants*
Playing computer games when you should be doing your work, easily having the crap scared out of you by a ginger.
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: I am a guiff!
Boy 2: You suck! *Bangs pan on ground*
Boy 1: *Craps his pants*
Playing computer games when you should be doing your work, easily having the crap scared out of you by a ginger.
Guiff by jackslapper April 5, 2012
Guifro
Hairstyle popularized by the 21st century Italian-American male sometimes referred to as a guido. Hairstyle is a hair gel-based, blow-dryer induced blowout.
Guifro by joey suppah December 11, 2009
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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