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Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.
"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
Guffy Beer by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013
Related Words
An term used in Scotland to define an English person.
Fuck off back to Englandshire, you guffy cunt!!
guffy by Freedom!! November 22, 2010
Guffy (very similar to goofy) but completely the opposite

Guffy means sexy and buff (lots of gains), and downright woman attractor,bitch getter, heart breaker.
Guffy gets all the bitches.
Guffy by TheWrongMan353673 April 13, 2022
Someone who shoves rats up his ass.

A disgusting person.

Commonly referred to as Ratass.
“Whoa, who’s that guy shoving rats up his ass?”

“Oh that’s just Griffyn.”
Griffyn by MadMax2700 April 30, 2020
A weirdo with a mean sense of humour and massive ears. Griffyn's can often be compared to curious george. Griffyn's can be sweet and although they act tough, they are sensitive deep down.
"Woah dude! Did you see curious George walk past?"
-"dude that wasn't curious George it was just griffyn."
Griffyn by phat.turd December 22, 2019
Original creator of nukezone, spends too much time with strange Canadians
ffs, wtf is guffy doing?
GUFFY by ethiaa October 13, 2003
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