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The phobia of loud noises, banging pans, and doing work.
Boy 1: Hey guess what?
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: I am a guiff!
Boy 2: You suck! *Bangs pan on ground*
Boy 1: *Craps his pants*

Playing computer games when you should be doing your work, easily having the crap scared out of you by a ginger.
by jackslapper February 14, 2012
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