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Guifakist

When people pretend to play guitar and don't do a good job. Be a good person and STOP these people from spreading their guifakery.
Guitar player: Yo did you see that guifakist on the new Rice Krispies commercial.
Another guitar player: yeah I did that was so lame.
by Themanwhodontknowsomething January 21, 2022
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Guifakist

The lead guitarists of Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons. Often people who fake playing guitars that aren’t plugged in onstage.
Did you see that Cars For Kids commercial? That kid is a guifakist.
by CrosbyBrendan June 22, 2020
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guifakists

A fake guitarist, portrayed by an actor, usually used in TV, Film, or advertising.

Term coined by YouTube musician/comedian SteveTerreberry.
That Mike and Ike ad had a bad guifakists, she wasn’t even playing cords!
by G_Ranger January 3, 2020
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Guitarist

The guy who your girlfriend left you for.
Dude... She left you for the guitarist of your own band!!!
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Not to be confused with someone who simply plays the guitar, a true guitarist is someone who looks at their instrument as though it were a paintbrush preloaded with every color imaginable and then some, waiting to spill onto the canvas known as sound in an array of both erratic and delicate displays. These displays differ depending on the guitarist's motivation and state of mind, as well as their life experiences and musical inspirations.

Guitarists often feel a connection to their instrument in the way that it is an extension of their self; many relate this connection to an energetic flow, as the sounds which emerge from both their efforts and their instrument combined seemingly flow from the tips of their fingers like energy all the way into their veins, connecting them to life itself in an obscure way many find hard to explain to non-guitarists, but understand and relate to instinctively with those of their own kind.

Despite popular belief or bias, not all guitarists are technically brilliant, but the sounds they produce are always full of emotion and most importantly, honesty. The way to tell if someone is a guitarist is their ability to tell a story through their playing in a style that is distinctly their own.
*All examples would be open to debate and personal opinion, thus I'll leave it up to your own interpretation to decide who in your mind is someone you recognize as a guitarist in these terms.
by itsashineeworld March 4, 2011
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A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.
1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.
by me December 23, 2004
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a guitarist is someone you plays guitar decently, or at least wants to become decent. in my eyes, you're not a "true" guitarist if you only learned the instrument to score hot chicks, but know only 2 Blink 182 songs. you must be motivated and passionate.

(for those who said guitarists are arrogant)
who's arrogant? they're rich, they're good at what they do. obviously they're proud of themselves. some are assholes yes, but some aren't. people who dont play guitar can be arrogant to...
1. "Yeah man i just learned the chorus to "I miss you" so i can bone Melissa."
"Yeah .. you're like.. such a good guitarist man..."

2. "Hey man, i really want to get a band together so i can get my music out there and hope that people will enjoy my music and can relate to it."
by letsBeFake&diee May 22, 2007
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