Gugglefuck 

When the desire to fuck is so extreme that everything you say/do is rendered useless and you end up making a complete utter fool out of yourself. You're so stupidly horny you've turned into a dumbass, or in this case, a gugglefuck.

Gugglefucking makes you go beyond the usual high levels of awkward corniness one may encounter, entering a new state of pathetic cuck territory.

"Alex turned into a complete gugglefuck once the thick Latinas came into the room."

"Once my nanny showed up to the BBQ all the married men around would not stop gugglefucking the rest of the night. So embarrassing."

"I can't believe you said that out loud, you totally blew all your chances with her. You gotta stop acting like such a gugglefuck man."

Gugglefuck by ferngang420 December 10, 2024

Gufflefuck 

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

GiggleFuck 

To be struck with an incessant laughing/giggle fit that keeps going on and on at inconvenient times, rendering you fucked because now you look weird.

Person 1: *sitting in a classroom which is currently silent then happens to think of a funny line from Pineapple Express that strikes a chord* AhahahahahahahahaHAHAHAbuah! *clutching stomach, tears streaming down face, trying to be quiet but failing*

Person 2: That man....is suffering a GiggleFuck.

GiggleFuck by AWidowandADivorcee August 12, 2009

googlefucked 

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common

Try to look up the band "!!!"

googlefucked by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004

Gagglefuckofdouche 

Gaggle fuck of douche.
A meandering group of unorganized douchbags.

Today all the corporate executives were taking a tour of the plant, what a gagglefuckofdouch that was.

What is that gagglefuckofdouche doing over there?

Gagglefuckofdouche by 1JarHead May 21, 2014

Hugglefuck 

When your brain can't decide whether you want to hug / snuggle / fuck - so you attempt all of them at the same time. Usually caused by a combination of loved-up affection and raw lust

Sara stayed over last night and we hugglefuck'd for hours - I'm so happy, and exhausted!

Hugglefuck by HeyTrout March 15, 2017

gagglefuck 

gaggle is defined as a group of geese on the ground. Thus gaggle fuck means something similar to a cluster fuck. And as you may know a cluster fuck refers to something that is unorganized. So gagglefuck means something that is unorganized

"get this gaggle fuck organized soldier!"

gagglefuck by Mike Press March 23, 2004