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Definitions by Alaskanporters

Blimpfark 

Fat fart fucking He or she while fucking and the fat rolls make fart sounds
Damn bae you be blimpfarking it!
Blimpfark by Alaskanporters June 6, 2025

Fuckletucked 

Getting fucked so hard your balls get tucked and suck between her thighs.
OH. She fucked me so hard i fuckletucked!

Gufflebuff 

Define and use GuffleBuff in a sentence
GuffleBuff is a combination of two slang phrases brought about in a random conversation.
To define “Guff”. Guff has the common meaning of bothering someone, messing with someone, give them a stoppage in a fun humorous manner. Is used as a verb.
To Buffalo means to irritate, intimidate or confuse someone by an action of words.
So the term guffleBuff is used as a verb in a conversation to combat someone giving you guff and trying to confuse you at the same time.
Created between a man and his wife… and a funny conversation. June 6, 2025.
Dont Gufflebuff me
Gufflebuff by Alaskanporters June 6, 2025