gunzlefuck

A person who is from the city and pretends to be a cowboy, or country.

Tommy is such a damn gunzlefuck in those cowboy boots and western hat and shirt.

by foxracer October 18, 2008

Gufflefuck

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

Guzzlerfucked

The proper insertion of ones erect penis into the mouth of another with it going up the sinus track and ejaculating through the nose.

2020 has straight guzzlerfucked us.

by Pickel Train July 4, 2020

Gumblefuck

A person who's usually normal, but occasionally makes idiotic remarks.

Ted: What color is an orange?
Me: Ted, you gumblefuck, the color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.

by Some random guy was taken February 19, 2023

gunkelfuck

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

by GavinJC June 19, 2008

gunkelfucked

When someone finds extreme pleasure (often erotic), out of an otherwise painful or horrible situation.

Man, Jesse got Gunkelfucked last night. We paid this married townie $10 to beat the piss out of him all night, and he was loving every second of it. She even told us that when she backhanded his thunder penis, it was hard as lightning.

by GlucosamineChondroitin June 23, 2008

grunglefuck

When a gaggle of geese fuck

Look at that grunglefuck over there

by Grungleflump March 5, 2022