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Gufflefuck 

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.
Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.
Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

Guzzlerfucked 

The proper insertion of ones erect penis into the mouth of another with it going up the sinus track and ejaculating through the nose.
2020 has straight guzzlerfucked us.
Guzzlerfucked by Pickel Train July 4, 2020

Gumblefuck

A person who's usually normal, but occasionally makes idiotic remarks.
Ted: What color is an orange?
Me: Ted, you gumblefuck, the color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.

gunkelfuck 

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.
Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.
gunkelfuck by GavinJC June 19, 2008

gunkelfucked 

When someone finds extreme pleasure (often erotic), out of an otherwise painful or horrible situation.
Man, Jesse got Gunkelfucked last night. We paid this married townie $10 to beat the piss out of him all night, and he was loving every second of it. She even told us that when she backhanded his thunder penis, it was hard as lightning.

grunglefuck 

When a gaggle of geese fuck
grunglefuck by Grungleflump March 5, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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