guffin

when a female (or if you're gay, a male), while performing oral sex on a male, deep throat's a penis, and makes that "guff" sound as they gag...

Hey Ally, are you guffin? Damn, that bitch can guff! Troy's guffin mad dudes...

by Jakson Chazzz October 18, 2007

Guffin Top

When your muffin top becomes so large it moulds to become part of your gunt.

Oh, what a glorious guffin top she has!

Hanging out with the guffin top out.

by Lolatron88 January 17, 2014

Roger Me Guffin

An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?

by humps69 May 22, 2009

orange guffin

when you fart on a muffin and it makes the microwave smell like poo

dont make me give you an orange guffin bloop!

by zapitapi June 27, 2024

Guffin

A muffin top with a gunt ( a chubby lady with a enlarged mound of Venus)

She’s a proper guffin

by dazdazza January 30, 2022