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K: what is the power house of a cell?

N: Mitochondria

P: O! Really? Tyo tah Mailey guessture gareko!
by f4floyd July 25, 2021
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Guessture

A mixture of guess and gesture. A Guessture is often used by women to influence her man's decision, however, men do not understand the faint nuances of most women.
Bro, I couldn't tell if she was signaling a sexual innuendo or bout to have a seizure. Getting tired of the guesstures!
by Jaberwaki June 30, 2025
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Guesturbate

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!
My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....
by bartear October 26, 2016
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jerk off gesture

When someone mimes jerking off (male masturbation) in order to signify one of the following.

1. Boredom during a conversation.
2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone.
3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.

Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.

For Example:

1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture.
2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them.
3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time.
Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
"So I was listening to this professor talk about the battle of the bulge and I love war history, but the dude just kept on and on, like he wouldn't shut up. I was doing the jerk off gesture under the table half the lecture."
by Acidhedz_Dubs May 23, 2014
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Gesture Textbook

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V member of the extraordinary boyband BTS

Kpop idols and trainees watch BTS V fancams to learn from his stage presence and various expressions. V's "stage gestures" are enough to make one lose their sanity.

K-media has labelled BTS V as "ROOKIES BIBLE", "STAGE GENIUS" & "GESTURE TEXTBOOK"
Kim Taehyung is rookie idols role model and Gesture Textbook
by kpop happening May 10, 2021
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Gesture Textbook

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V member of the extraordinary boyband BTS

Kpop idols and trainees watch BTS V fancams to learn from his stage presence and various expressions. V's "stage gestures" are enough to make one lose their sanity.

K-media has labelled BTS V as "ROOKIES BIBLE", "STAGE GENIUS" & "GESTURE TEXTBOOK"
Kim Taehyung is rookie idols role model and Gesture Textbook
by Via Hill January 12, 2021
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Gesture Textbook

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V member of the extraordinary boyband BTS

Kpop idols and trainees watch BTS V fancams to learn from his stage presence and various expressions. V's "stage gestures" are enough to make one lose their sanity.

K-media has labelled BTS V as "ROOKIES BIBLE", "STAGE GENIUS" & "GESTURE TEXTBOOK"
Kim Taehyung is rookie idols role model and Gesture Textbook
by kpop happening May 10, 2021
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