Gruton

A mixture of a crouton and Gru from despicable me.

"My boy is bald and be wearing all that yellow drip he looks like a Gruton."

by Gruton January 14, 2022

Gruton

A mix of Croutons and Gru from despicable me. It’s like the grilled cheesus from glee (a grilled cheese sandwich with Jesus’s face on it) except it’s a weird shaped crouton with Gru’s face on it (and has a pointy piece sticking out as the nose)

Clancy found a gruton in his salad and watched despicable me before eating it.

by Crouton clancy July 30, 2023

groton middle school

groton middle school lies within a very unpopulated town of connecticut. groton middle school has the most bitchy teachers of ur life and also has the ugliest homiesexual white boys that think they’re him. the girls in ts school are either fake asf or have no personality, pouting their lips and spreading their ass cheeks on sinks

groton middle school also goes by the abbreviation GMS.

team michigan (ms. panucci) was the best team of groton middle school

by shhhhhhhsomeone August 7, 2023

Groton Middle school

A place where either your extremely gay or a sports highlighter kid in the closet with internalized homophobia. You probably also wonder why we have weird team names.

Gms(Groton middle school) has a teacher named Mr.Larrow who dosn’t like me

by Your welcome Moriah October 19, 2021

Groton Doorhandle

When a man inserts a crack pipe into a woman's vagina, and then twists it around as if opening a door.

Man: Yo you tryna get litty?
Woman: Can't tonight bruh, my pipe still stank after last night's Groton Doorhandle.

by MartyFromGroton May 31, 2018

gritonesasapiphonia

Super duper uper gritty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S GRITONESASAPIPHONIA OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by jonathan123bing ~_____~ 😂🧿😂 December 21, 2020

Groton

Another boring town west of Boston. Features the lowest level of minorities in the state, and the highest level of white people who think they're black. Most boring possible place to live besides Dunstable, which is slightly more boring. Home to the Groton School, but most people in Groton are too dumb and therefore go to Groton-Dunstable Regional.

Groton: Just another bullshit town.

by ohgoddamnit July 7, 2009