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1. The cousin to proton. 2. The amount of weed it takes to smoke in order to want to form a band.
I just smoked a gluton, let's form a band!
Gluton by sugarplops December 30, 2011
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Gallon Gluttony 

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.
Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!
Related Words

glutenpee 

glutenpee jokes
glutenpee by glutnpeafan September 12, 2020

ganja glutton 

1. someone who smokes WAY more than what is needed to get SUPER high because he/she has a HUGE supply of weed

2. someone who pigs out on weed
After Bob picked up an ounce of da purps he smoked a joint, bowls from his pipe, bong, and hookah, and then did two g-bong rips. That motherfucker is such a ganja glutton.
ganja glutton by Katt Rachmany December 17, 2011

gluten free lap dance 

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.
Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.
A glutton is a person who eats an extreme amount of food and following this is either unable to move or runs directly to the toilet to vomit. Gluttony is also one of the seven deadly sins.
Pablo is an utter glutton. He ate 21 muscles while doing his newd n lewd dance. You sir are an utter glutton!
Glutton by Monyellious August 31, 2006

Gluten Stoned 

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.
My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.
Gluten Stoned by Fyerse April 16, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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