Gluton

1. The cousin to proton. 2. The amount of weed it takes to smoke in order to want to form a band.

I just smoked a gluton, let's form a band!

by sugarplops December 30, 2011

Gallon Gluttony

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.

Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

by TERminalambiaNCe March 11, 2013

glutenpee

funny instagram user

glutenpee jokes

by glutnpeafan September 12, 2020

ganja glutton

1. someone who smokes WAY more than what is needed to get SUPER high because he/she has a HUGE supply of weed

2. someone who pigs out on weed

After Bob picked up an ounce of da purps he smoked a joint, bowls from his pipe, bong, and hookah, and then did two g-bong rips. That motherfucker is such a ganja glutton.

by Katt Rachmany December 17, 2011

gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

Glutton

A glutton is a person who eats an extreme amount of food and following this is either unable to move or runs directly to the toilet to vomit. Gluttony is also one of the seven deadly sins.

Pablo is an utter glutton. He ate 21 muscles while doing his newd n lewd dance. You sir are an utter glutton!

by Monyellious August 31, 2006

Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015