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Grundloid

A hemorrhoid that "migrates" from your butthole to your grundle and/or nutsack; often very painful.
Dude, I thought I sat on one of my balls but I totally sat on a grundloid." "Ouch, F-Dawg, are you going to have it lanced?" "No way, man, my wife likes the cherry tomato when tossing my salad!
by fdizzy May 21, 2011
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Grundleitis

A genetic condition where an individual is born without a grundle, thus their anus and scrotum/vagina touch each other.
Person 1. "I heard Tyler has grundleitis."

Person 2. "What???"

Person 1. "He was born without a grundle."
by WowDad August 5, 2011
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grundling

Nosing around the grundle area -- usually performed by a dog trying to get your attention (aka crotch-sniffing) or another person REALLY trying to get your attention.
"Dude, get your dog off of me!"
"Oh, sorry man. Spike! No grundling the guests!"
by YodaDoe December 27, 2004
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Groundlord

A person who invades foreign land, creates a system of land titleships displacing all the natives, and argues that his ownership of land is purely through the free market.
Person 1 Land value tax? Why do you feel entitled to my property? Get off my lawn!
Person 2 Ew, you're such an ugly groundlord.
by Fernan Pacita June 7, 2018
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grundledwarf

n. one who is small enough to crawl in between the legs of another and tickle, lick, suck, pump, or play with his grundle

v. grundledwarfing-to sell oneself as a grundledwarf; i.e. a prostitute grundle
I woke up to a grundledwarf licking my grundle; my first instinct was to stop him, but I decided to let him finish.

I make a living grundledwarfing.

As a grundledwarf, I charge a penny a tickle or ten tickles per nickle.

I hired a grundledwarf to fulfill my fantasies, but he sucked at sucking my grundle, so I killed him.
by Illinois2008 March 6, 2008
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grundled

After eating at the Harris Millis Dining hall at UVM, the rumble in your stomach, followed by feeling nauseous. Can include grundle shits the next day.
Damn dude, that grundle pizza made me feel kinda shitty. I think im about to get grundled.
by Curiousity3 December 17, 2011
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grundlingus

The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.
Guy: Man, what happened last night?

Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!

Guy: Hell yeah!!!
by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005
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