Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Related Words
Grundloid • grundle-oid • grundled • grundling • Groundlord • Grundlaiya • Grundleduce • grundled up • grundledwarf • Grundleier
Groundlord
A person who invades foreign land, creates a system of land titleships displacing all the natives, and argues that his ownership of land is purely through the free market.
Person 1 Land value tax? Why do you feel entitled to my property? Get off my lawn!
Person 2 Ew, you're such an ugly groundlord.
Person 2 Ew, you're such an ugly groundlord.
Groundlord by Fernan Pacita June 7, 2018
grundledwarf
n. one who is small enough to crawl in between the legs of another and tickle, lick, suck, pump, or play with his grundle
v. grundledwarfing-to sell oneself as a grundledwarf; i.e. a prostitute grundle
v. grundledwarfing-to sell oneself as a grundledwarf; i.e. a prostitute grundle
I woke up to a grundledwarf licking my grundle; my first instinct was to stop him, but I decided to let him finish.
I make a living grundledwarfing.
As a grundledwarf, I charge a penny a tickle or ten tickles per nickle.
I hired a grundledwarf to fulfill my fantasies, but he sucked at sucking my grundle, so I killed him.
I make a living grundledwarfing.
As a grundledwarf, I charge a penny a tickle or ten tickles per nickle.
I hired a grundledwarf to fulfill my fantasies, but he sucked at sucking my grundle, so I killed him.
grundledwarf by Illinois2008 March 6, 2008
grundled
After eating at the Harris Millis Dining hall at UVM, the rumble in your stomach, followed by feeling nauseous. Can include grundle shits the next day.
grundled by Curiousity3 December 17, 2011
grundlingus
The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.
Guy: Man, what happened last night?
Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!
Guy: Hell yeah!!!
Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!
Guy: Hell yeah!!!
grundlingus by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026