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Groundlord

A person who invades foreign land, creates a system of land titleships displacing all the natives, and argues that his ownership of land is purely through the free market.
Person 1 Land value tax? Why do you feel entitled to my property? Get off my lawn!
Person 2 Ew, you're such an ugly groundlord.
by Fernan Pacita June 7, 2018
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Groundlord

Groundlords make use of crony capitalism to be rich.
by Poikilos June 7, 2018
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Gary Groundwork

The subtle art of attaining an individual of desire through hark work and patience.

Stage 1: Initiation
Stage 2: Sustained communication
Stage 3: More hard work and no play
Stage 4: BOOYAH!

Also known as Laying the Gary

The opposite of pash rape
Greg spent all night at the bar engaged Gary Groundwork whilst his mates hit the dancefloor for a bit of Pash Rape action
by wannabeerased January 14, 2008
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lay groundwork

when a guy or a girl starts a conversation with the purpose of getting a phone number or getting laid.
Guy: i think you should come here more often
Girl: hahaha i will
guys friend: ayyye nice way to lay groundwork
by Wetzpretz April 28, 2013
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groundwork

Putting in the hours with a girl, normally a male trying to score with someone who is out of his league.
" Jesus christ, how did but face get that minx?"
" Months of groundwork mate."
"pussy."
by Charlie-standard-blad. February 5, 2008
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Gary Groundwork

'Gary Groundwork' is all about laying the foundation for desired sick leave (i.e. unjustified sick leave). This can involve over fake coughing, forced sniffling or pretending to lose one's voice. This is usually supported by verbal commentary such as 'I think I'm coming down with something'. Expertly performed 'Gary Groundwork' dupes co-workers and draws unwaranted sympathy. Therefore, when you call in sick, others have noticed that you supposedly had certain symptoms and comment accordingly.
Is Melanie really sick or is it just Gary Groundwork
Geez, Melanie is laying on the Gary Groundwork nice and thick today!
by TTttttrrgsrgrgrsgdvsegseg July 13, 2017
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(Kyootest) Groundforg

Another name for Ayan S. (Indian celeb.) The word "groundforg" refers to a mashup of groundhog + forg (misspelling of "frog"). It is unclear whether a groundforg has a groundhog body and a frog face, or a frog body and a groundhog face. It is meant to be left to the imagination.

"Groundforg" is usually preceded by the superlative adjective "Kyootest," as in the case of its original subject, Ayan S.
Ayan S. is the (Kyootest) Groundforg in that story about the ferocious jungle animals with soft hearts.

Nobody is a kyooter groundforg than Ayan S., and that is a fact.

Very few groundforgs exist in the world, but Ayan is the #OG.
by yetanotheruswntmemepage May 15, 2023
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