grundledwarf

n. one who is small enough to crawl in between the legs of another and tickle, lick, suck, pump, or play with his grundle

v. grundledwarfing-to sell oneself as a grundledwarf; i.e. a prostitute grundle

I woke up to a grundledwarf licking my grundle; my first instinct was to stop him, but I decided to let him finish.

I make a living grundledwarfing.

As a grundledwarf, I charge a penny a tickle or ten tickles per nickle.

I hired a grundledwarf to fulfill my fantasies, but he sucked at sucking my grundle, so I killed him.

by Illinois2008 March 6, 2008