Gruties

moist melty crusty humans

mate that’s acc gruties

by johncenasuncle April 20, 2022

grunties

to move one's bowels.

Grandma....I have to go grunties.

by geoff January 21, 2003

Grutism

Seen in Severe, Acute, and Severe Acute forms, this disease has personally affected the lives of many and is an ongoing challenge for many sufferers, namely Kyle Grouge of Virginia.

Boy do I LOVE my new GROUGEstrong band I received today! It will finally help find a cure for this neglected epidemic called Grutism.

by OFL May 13, 2005

grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

by Waldo November 15, 2002

grunties

A homosexual ranger in Talisman.

We we're all having a fun time, then Grunties came and wierded us out.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

grunties

Fecal residue left after wiping; specifically, residue that has mixed with sweat, eventually resulting in an itchy sensation.

"Ah, man, I gotta take a shower, or at least go re-wipe. These grunties are driving me crazy!"

by WizardPickle September 29, 2009

grunties

A Pair of really awful Y-Front pants

A skegy pair of grunties

by John P January 20, 2004