Gruties

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Gruties by johncenasuncle April 20, 2022

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grunties

to move one's bowels.

Grandma....I have to go grunties.

grunties by geoff January 21, 2003

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Grutism

Seen in Severe, Acute, and Severe Acute forms, this disease has personally affected the lives of many and is an ongoing challenge for many sufferers, namely Kyle Grouge of Virginia.

Boy do I LOVE my new GROUGEstrong band I received today! It will finally help find a cure for this neglected epidemic called Grutism.

Grutism by OFL May 13, 2005

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grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

grunties by Waldo November 15, 2002

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grunties

A homosexual ranger in Talisman.

We we're all having a fun time, then Grunties came and wierded us out.

grunties by Anonymous April 22, 2003

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grunties

Fecal residue left after wiping; specifically, residue that has mixed with sweat, eventually resulting in an itchy sensation.

"Ah, man, I gotta take a shower, or at least go re-wipe. These grunties are driving me crazy!"

grunties by WizardPickle September 29, 2009

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grunties

A Pair of really awful Y-Front pants

A skegy pair of grunties

grunties by John P January 20, 2004

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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