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To say something in an agitated fashion, Gruffed is the combination of 'Grumble' and 'Huffed', gruffing is similar to 'scoffing' only it is a response where the individual is being much more direct and snide about their frustrations and feelings towards the issue and often tries harder to solicit a response even if unintentionally and the execution tends to be more crude in nature.
"I need you to go pick up mom from the airport tomorrow." Jenny told her sister, Sally giving her a sideways glance as she stood up.
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."
Gruffed by Muttemor May 12, 2021
to steal , to nick , to rob , to scouse , to graft =)
i grafted this tv off the back off a lorry
grafted by james brandon August 8, 2006
To have gotten got ; to have been swindled
“ Bro, you just got super fucking Grifted”
Grifted by BigBootyHoles337 October 30, 2020
"dirty" commonly used slang in various parts of england
my jeans are proper grafted
grafted by ISR October 29, 2006
He grunted the vienesse whirl all over the carpet
Grunted by anonymous777777777 November 3, 2016
Getting raped in the butt by a plunger
Tom - "Dude, did you see Terry get grafted last night!?"
Berry - "No bro, thank god. That's terrible!"
Grafted by Kinnster May 9, 2011
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