cock muscle sandwich

a sandwich full of dick

I've got somthing you can eat, a cock muscle sandwich

by waldo December 04, 2003

tons of fun

Mike Klymasz's pet name from his boyfriend

Gimme a little loving tons of fun.
From your loving boyfriend, Frank Gandolf

by Waldo June 21, 2003

Madinaed

When your friends stop inviting you and talking to you

Bruh, they don't like and talk to me anymore, I've been madinaed

by Waldo October 12, 2018

grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

by Waldo November 15, 2002

ultraspank

1) totally chill
2) having a good sense of style
3) can be used to describe anything good

That chick is totally ultraspank dude.
That new Gucci suit is utraspank.
That was one ultraspankin' ride.

by Waldo March 02, 2003

Pumpkin Tits

Mike K. man titties; they are flabtastic

Wow Mike, those are some nice pumpkin tits. i bet your mom likes playing with those things.

by Waldo June 15, 2003

Bananalism

When a banana eats another banana

Credits to Joslyn

He just ate him, that’s bananalism

by Waldo July 05, 2018