fuckboyaphobia

Smart boy: My desert shoes were £40.
Fuckboy: My Adidas shoes we're £65!
Smartboy: .....I think I've got fuckboyaphobia.

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Grufted

Boy- "I want to get into those sweet walls of yours..."
Girl - "Sure, but be weary, I'm still Grufted from the other night."

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Oh look, it’s bevvo’s mum, I’d shag that

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A cursed dog which supposedly consumes souls of young memers.

Boy - *sees dogger's curse on Facebook.*
Boy - "go away evil dogger"

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When your meme intake is too high on a certain day and as the memes keep rolling in you become salty, this ratio of meme and salt makes you Malty.

After a long day of gaming and a constant barrage of memes, Jak had become very Malty.

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