grouponed
paying too much for something, just because it's on a "bargain" shopping website; victimized by shifty puffery on a bargain shopping website (like groupon.com)
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grouponed
Being lured out for a meal by a friend at a questionable establishment only because they have a Groupon (or like discount) that they need to spend.
My friend totally grouponed us last night. We went to this crappy restaurant just because he had a Groupon.
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grouponed • Groupondscum • grouponese • groupwned • groupon douche • Group One • Groupon • Grouped On • Grouped out • groupon anxiety
raging groupon
I woke up with a raging groupon this morn - inbox filled with so many exciting deals, what to do?? apple mini speakers? anti-stress facial? love massage neck pillow? ooh the flotation pool treatment looks good, but then so does a Indian head neck & shoulder, or a photoshoot I could justify, somehow. Hey anyone know what the regular price of non invasive ultrasound liposuction is? How do I know $240 is a good deal?
raging groupon by Peter Greenwall November 7, 2011
Groupon peen
Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
Groupon peen by 10001110101... March 1, 2019
Grouped On
Grouped On by moneylongproductions July 7, 2014
Groupondscum
"Look at all the groupondscum here tonight. My tips are going to suck because of all these fucking leeches."
Groupondscum by TABMAN September 8, 2013
Grouponing the numbers
Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.
Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!
Grouponing the numbers by The Rob Show July 14, 2011
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