by livingsoc August 16, 2012
by E Dub the Great November 28, 2010
The guy or girl in the band that fu*ks all the groupies, he/she's been with so many groupies he/she's worth a discounted rate, coupon style.
Girl, don't mess with him, he's not gonna be serious, he's a groupon.
Dude, be careful with her, she's a groupon, make sure you wrap that up.
Dude, be careful with her, she's a groupon, make sure you wrap that up.
by sweetnola March 22, 2015
by dungeons_and_dildos March 04, 2011
paying too much for something, just because it's on a "bargain" shopping website; victimized by shifty puffery on a bargain shopping website (like groupon.com)
“dude, you're telling me you paid $100 for for a coupon for 3 large pizzas at a vegan pizzeria 75 miles from where you live? whoa, you got hell of grouponed”
by surf1975 November 19, 2010
When a bunch of men hanging out together simultaneously get a hardon. It can occur, for example, when a hot chick passes by them, or if they are watching porn together.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl was hot. I couldn't help getting a hardon from her.
Guy 2: Me too.
Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.
Guy 2: Me too.
Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.
by MetroidSocrates July 09, 2011
n)a coupon that causes anxiety through huge discounts...then rapes your sould of its peace and good will toward men, women, and children. N) highly addictive substance that sucks money from your bank account and forces you to purchase things you didnt know you needed. v) to be fucked in an unusually harsh way v) a wallet raping
by quizkid April 12, 2012