grouponed

paying too much for something, just because it's on a "bargain" shopping website; victimized by shifty puffery on a bargain shopping website (like groupon.com)

“dude, you're telling me you paid $100 for for a coupon for 3 large pizzas at a vegan pizzeria 75 miles from where you live? whoa, you got hell of grouponed”

by surf1975 November 21, 2010

grouponed

Being lured out for a meal by a friend at a questionable establishment only because they have a Groupon (or like discount) that they need to spend.

My friend totally grouponed us last night. We went to this crappy restaurant just because he had a Groupon.

by grapheck February 22, 2012

groupon

when a bunch of guys happen to have a boner at the same time.

hooker: "it's still full-priced fellas, i don't give a groupon discount."

by dungeons_and_dildos March 18, 2011

Groupon

Terrible Customer Service. You need help? Forgetaboutit.

How was the DMV? I got Grouponed.

by livingsoc August 16, 2012

Groupon

When a group of intoxicated women are dancing provocatively upon their single gay guy friend.

Who do those skanks think they're fooling? It's a total groupon!

by E Dub the Great November 30, 2010

groupon

When a bunch of men hanging out together simultaneously get a hardon. It can occur, for example, when a hot chick passes by them, or if they are watching porn together.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl was hot. I couldn't help getting a hardon from her.

Guy 2: Me too.

Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.

by MetroidSocrates July 09, 2011

groupon

n)a coupon that causes anxiety through huge discounts...then rapes your sould of its peace and good will toward men, women, and children. N) highly addictive substance that sucks money from your bank account and forces you to purchase things you didnt know you needed. v) to be fucked in an unusually harsh way v) a wallet raping

"you just got grouponed, Bitch!"

by quizkid September 15, 2012