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An insult that combines every insult ever
Hey did you see that new girl?Yes,she is Grouchi
Grouchi by Likaboss0388 January 24, 2017

Dr. Grouchi 

While referring primarily to one world famous grouchy doctor, a Dr. Grouchi (also spelled Dr. Grouchy) can also be any famous grumpy and televised doctor of any gender, race, orientation or nationality who believes in censorship of media, random lockdowns and gaslighting of other doctors, physicians and anyone else they deem “less qualified” with actual certified medical statistics or information that disagrees with them in order to protect their public image.

NOT to be confused with a so called regular “Grouchi” which is arguably a term that is superfluous to the Urban Dictionary, has been ratio’d with dislikes any place it appears and should never be user without “Dr.” placed in front of it ever. Transphobia is NEVER cool or ok.
Anddddd there goes the newly appointed Dr. Grouchi, berating, gaslighting and talking over every other doctor or physician in the proceeding who disagrees with him.
Dr. Grouchi by IpodClassic June 8, 2021

groucho marx 

A very funny vaudeville, film, and television star.

Grouchy Rabbit 

The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com
Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:

Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.

Fact: Nudists are never attractive

Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.

To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.

Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.

Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)

Green Grouch 

the act of pouring a can of garbage on someone whilst receiving a Blow job
My girl let me green grouch her last night with a huge can of garbage.
Green Grouch by urbandictionarion August 19, 2009
Sedation / Drowsiness
Under the
influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).
Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking
gouching by Sun lolly August 1, 2003