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Grosseries 

A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.
Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.

Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.

Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
Grosseries by Roachey15 August 24, 2009

Grosskreutz 

A pathological, compulsive liar and general scumbag, grosskreutzs are often alcoholics and often have extensive criminal histories. A grosskreutz tends to lack any self awareness or shame and will typically refuse to accept any personal responsibility for entirely avoidable predicaments that are of their own making. As such they will constantly run their mouth off on both social media and the insane lame stream media (CNN, MSNBC) in an attempt to deflect any and all accountability for their actions and the consequences that follow. This act, whilst effective at seducing the kind of brain dead morons who get their political opinions from the ice cream manufacturer Ben and Jerry's, is usually ineffective against normal people and anyone with an IQ greater than 40.
Grosskreutzs can often be found hanging around at 'mostly' peaceful protests with other unemployable reprobates and sex offenders, doing the dirty work of deranged hard left politicians. They will often disguise themselves as medics and claim to be harmless, however do not be fooled, the grosskreutz will likely be packing a concealed and loaded gun.
That douchebag Gaige is a real grosskreutz.

grosspressive 

An act or object that is disgusting yet weirdly impressive at the same time.
The goopiness and amount of ear wax pulled from Lillie’s head is totally grosspressive.

grossevelt boulevard 

A highway,otherwise knows as Roosevelt Blvd or Route 1,that runs through the Philadelphia area that is sometimes confusing and also seems to attract utterly disgusting drivers.
I've got to drive grossevelt boulevard tomorrow
grossevelt boulevard by JoeNJ2 April 25, 2011

Grossdressing 

A Grossdresser may be:

A guy dressing up as a girl looking like a guy dressing up as a legally blind teenage hooker with gender issues.

A girl dressing up as a guy, ending up looking like a girl wearing her brother's throw-out-fit with glitter on it.

Grossdressing for you.
Grossdressing by Axt March 27, 2009

grosskreutz 

A feeling you get when you remember a very old memory, it could be a person, a place or food, but your are not sure if it was good memory or disgusting memory. The confusion remains merely because it's old and faded and you are now old and jaded. Nonetheless, it still causes a lot of neural firing. A mixture of emotions - nostalgia, hate, love - all at the same time.
S: Who wants to go grab a McAloo Tikki from McDonald's?
A: Eww! Grosskreutz
grosskreutz by deepshit July 11, 2014