6 definitions by Crotch Angle Defintions

To pick the meaty, incredibly cheesy and most toppingly-distributed part of nachos, which is usually at the top of the ubiquitous dish. Overly selfish selection of foods that are meant to be shared.
If I have to eat anymore naked chips because of Steve’s goddamn nachosurfing, I’m going to stab him with a fork!!
by Crotch Angle Defintions November 24, 2018
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An act or object that is disgusting yet weirdly impressive at the same time.
The goopiness and amount of ear wax pulled from Lillie’s head is totally grosspressive.
by Crotch Angle Defintions December 31, 2019
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The extremely awkward bro moment of going in for a welcoming handshake while your bro goes in for the fist pound. Both bros laugh heartily before realizing they're probably not as friendly as they thought.
Steve, I saw that shakepound you and Geronimo executed this afternoon. You might need to rethink the friendship.
by Crotch Angle Defintions January 9, 2019
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A home studio that a man builds for himself in his house. Such studio is utilized for podcasting, webcamming, or any sort of activity that might (or might not) include sitting ass naked in front of the computer.
My mornings usually involve lounging around my hizudio in a bathrobe and slippers, but for major moments I occasionally wear a full set of clothing.
by Crotch Angle Defintions December 16, 2020
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Any fist fight that is sparked by some bastard taking the last helping of any dish at a supposedly friendly get together.
Betty’s Swiss chard and horse meat casserole is known to start foodicuffs at holiday pot lucks.
by Crotch Angle Defintions November 25, 2018
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A sports fan that roots for a team he hates because he thinks a win by that team reflects well upon his favorite team. And his favorite team usually sucks.
Gee Frank, after the way you reacted to Alabama crushing Arkansas in October, it's really disappointing to see you become a mud trailer for the Crimson Tide tonight.
by Crotch Angle Defintions January 7, 2019
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