Grospe 

He cries when he gets Edward and Anthony on his team. He makes lucky ass fades in practice and he loves to talk shit to the flamingo. He also likes bi girls. (Name starts with a J)

Arthur Grospe is a fuckin hot as man, but he likes gay people

Grospe by 69Niggerfaggot69 October 19, 2021

groope

1. A group of people who interact around a common interest, purpose, or project.

2. A virtual community.

3. To collaborate with others, especially online.

1. I collaborate frequently with my groope.

2. I joined a soccer fan groope and made friends from all over the world.

3. I groope with my team every day to keep our project on track.

groope by CG77 October 4, 2011

gropper-time 

(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.

"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."

gropper-time by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009

shaft-grasper 

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

shaft-grasper by rmcanada June 20, 2013

Phone Grope 

Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.

Dude, stop that.

What?

Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?

Phone Grope by RogueSun June 1, 2006

Shaft grasper 

A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.

Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"

Shaft grasper by fruitbeer June 19, 2013

gospelphobia

The fear of falling apart.

Brendon Urie: "The fear, the fear of falling apart."
Me: "Oh shit, I have gospelphobia."

gospelphobia by yourfriendlyirishpotato June 8, 2019