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goonterial

gooning material
“hey u got the gooning material?”
“the goonterial u mean?”
goonterial by goonergoon February 9, 2026
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goonterial

goon material = goonterial
“hey do u got the goon material
“do u mean the goonterial”
goonterial by goonergoon February 9, 2026

goonerilla warfare 

(noun)
State-based psycho-sexual warfare on its own populace and others' populaces to weaken resolve via gooning content; a form of social castration where the user practices gooning culture through acts of self-deprecation and disassociation.
Who knew that the Me! Me! Me! video, meant to raise awareness of anime addiction, loneliness, and isolation would turn into a form of goonerilla warfare?
goonerilla warfare by saintsundere October 13, 2024

gooneral 

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone
yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck
gooneral by the wenis January 31, 2025

Gooneriah 

Arsenal fans that look to blame others for their failings after a match or season, they typically like to shift blame onto the opposition & refereeing decisions rather than their own players for the way they played or the manager who may have not dealt with the match correctly by building a known bottling small squad or masking injuries with squad depth. Gooneriah is most prevalent in delusional top gooners such as Robbie Lyle (AFTV), TyWOOOOOOO (AFTV) & RoryTalkNonsense
Arsenal fans suffering from Gooneriah disease:

MAUPAY YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE, YOU'RE A CHEAT, I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
MAUPAY YOU'RE A CHEAT, YOU'RE A DISGRACE I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
COME TO OUR DRESSING ROOM AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OUR PLAYERS YOU'RE A CHEAT
Gooneriah by PGMOL February 1, 2025

Gooneral 

Nautica Malone, an executive in the Gooning committee, who tragically passed away from goonicide.
"Rest in peace, the Gooneral."
"I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
"May he goon in peace."
Gooneral by blushywushy February 3, 2025

goonerality

A measure or spectrum describing the extent to which a person exhibits characteristics associated with being a gooner, indicating varying degrees of engagement or behavior rather than a fixed state.
His goonerality has definitely increased since he started scrolling on reels rather than tiktok.
goonerality by kamooli April 3, 2026
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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