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grossterical 

Something that is gross, and also hysterical. Something that is hysterical because it is so gross.
That old man's balls are hanging out of his shorts, and it is grossterical! The movie "Human Centipede" is grossterical. cheeky vulgar
grossterical by SLander December 23, 2013

Grokster 

Noun - File Sharing Service

Noun - Something or someone which endlessly spews rhetoric, slogans, or solicitations

Adj - Endlessly spews rhetoric, slogans, or solicitations
"Grokster is an exceptional way to provide yourself free things at the cost of spyware and constant advertisements"

"If that grokster tries to sell me anymore of his religion, I'm going to crack his spinal column and drink out his precious marrow"

"Those grokster Girl Scouts always trying to pimp me cookies at this time of the year"
Grokster by Fuji Rollcage May 15, 2004

Goonster 

A person or people who are such a goon that you have to make up a word on the spot for how much of a goon they are. A kid who told me once in gradeschool not to hurt a book.
"Don't bend the book that way, you are hurting it." Hey kid, you are a goonster.
Goonster by Samsonite219 December 9, 2008

granster 

1. you know your a GRANSTER when you play vicious traditions at least a couple times a week and pretend your Mr. Brooks.
2. you know your a GRANSTER when you repeadtly throw knives at things/ stab things.
3. you know your a GRANSTER when you cut your own boxers with a knife to relieve your self of a weggy.
-this problem is curable, and for anyone who suffers from it i strongly recommend you get immediate help.
granster by taylor4444 December 24, 2007
woah that lady had a huge gonster gross!!!
gonster by froggyhil August 5, 2006

grokster 

A music downloading site created by s doc.
It can also be broken down and used as a word to mean basically anything (Grok, Grokin, Groked).
Most likely followed by a mumbling of the word davies.
Yo glenn you goin on kazaa? Na, im hittin up Grokster.
Yo what are you guys doin? Just grokin it.
What are we gonna do? Grok it.
grokster by Dan Davies February 13, 2008
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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