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Gronkulis

When the parody of a real scenario is so accurate in it's depiction that the audience feels the same emotions they felt in the real scenario. Diminishing the line between satirical adaptation of the thing and the actual thing.
"The TikToks by @itscaitlinhello are so well made they're like gronkulises"
by Jasper5500 November 24, 2020
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gronkulate

To throw something in the air and spin it around at the same time
Watch what happens when I gronkulate this pumpkin.
by jusTiNbumKin October 27, 2023
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Gronkus

An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!
G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"

JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"
by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014
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Gronkula

Like Dracula, but it's Gronkula.
You're so gronkula, Tammy!
by Pop Up Productions April 23, 2022
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Gronkitis

Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.
Example 1)

Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.

Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)
by In.The.AM October 23, 2013
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Grondelish

Used largely in suburban white culture, referring to something of an incredible, astonishing, or exaggerated nature.
Dude, Drew, that pita was fucking grondelish, sick pick.
by A Flesh March 25, 2009
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Gronkular

Used to describe when a mans penis is not large when he is not erect, but it’s enormous when it is erect.
Ok you won’t believe this, I was getting it on with Jimmy, yeah Jimmy from chemistry, and at first I thought he had a Shunk (penis smaller than his balls) but it turns out that his hawg was actually super gronkular!
by Neyahh August 14, 2019
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