Gronkitis

Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.

Example 1)

Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.

Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)

by In.The.AM October 23, 2013

Gronkitis

The fictional disease / illness that is contracted when becoming a gronk. Symptoms include: Flaky skin, persistant cough, excessive masturbation, poor clothing choices and movement of hands whilst talking.

What's wrong with you? Have you got gronkitis ?

by Ninja zachy February 13, 2014

Gronkitis

When a well endowed black woman with a saggy coochie lowers it like a crane into the blades of a lawnmower

It's hanging too low! Quick, perform a gronkitis!

by realrealbananapeel February 23, 2025

gronkstick

someone who’s a bit stupid

person 1: how many people live on earth?
person 2: 7 billion, you gronkstick

by doona willy February 7, 2020

gronkstick

a gronkstick is someone who is a little think in the head. a bit of a dumby. you would most likely call someone you hate a gronkstick.

person 1: julian thought 2x3 was 5!
person 2: what a gronkstick!

by doona willy February 7, 2020

Grenitis

A sad disease that is uncurable. It causes you to hunt grenades, a fat species of women. If around someone with Grenitis for too long, you may catch it, but you can get rid of it if you apply purel shortly after contact with the infected person. If you do get it, you will get some sort of blemish on your face for the world to see. It will go away if you are cautious and use a lot of purel. If you are born with it, though, it is uncurable.

Guy:"Oh shit look at that fat ass grenade over there!"
Will Carroll:"Where? I only see a hot babe."
Guy:"Crap! He has Grenitis!" (Applies purel and runs away)

by Doctor Bob the -itis expert February 25, 2011

Gonjitis

When you want to get high and it makes you feel like it's a disease cause of how strong it is

"I wanna get high bro" let's get gonjitis

by Big nug March 5, 2017