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Gronkslop 

When you mix all your food together on your plate before eating so it turns into one big sloppy mess.Like something Rob Gronkowski would do.
I don't like potlucks because everything runs together and tastes like Gronkslop.
Gronkslop by coubotand May 1, 2020
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Gronkology 

Gronkology the best fantasy league in this hospital, yo!
Gronkology by Breesy_RN July 31, 2018

gronkstomp 

to stomp on your sexual partners vagina into a football shape
“I gronkstomped my wife last week, and our one week due baby slid right out.”
gronkstomp by Qeefster May 22, 2021

Gronklobbler

This guy Gronks a lil too much on the average amount of schmob.

A euphemism for the toilet. <-
The one color that isnt in the rainbow.
Accounts of o-o
YOu look like a gronklobbler
Gronklobbler by Yeaiguesso November 10, 2022

goonslop 

The bare minimum amount of nutrition needed in order to sufficiently goon
Goonbud 1: Boy, am I craving some goonslop
Goonbud 2: Here, have some of mine *pulls out soylent*
goonslop by Goon-buddy March 25, 2025

Goonslop 

A game/show/movie that's objectively bad and has nothing to show for except for overly sexy women, only made to cater to porn addicts.
Dude, have you played marvel rivals?
Nah, I don't play goonslop. I play real games.

Did you see this new game? Look at that characters ass!
Nah man, that's goonslop.
Goonslop by VERAformer April 17, 2025

Groidslop 

Trashy hip-hop music produced by African Americans. Portmanteau of negroid and slop.
I can't stand the groidslop people are playing.
Groidslop by Zipdox June 7, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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