Gromp stomp

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To proceed to step on one's genitalia, usually on "accident"

Man: what the fuck are you doing?!?! That fucking hurts!!

Woman: I'm just gromp stomping you because you decided to eat my food.

Gromp stomp by My name is useless garbage August 23, 2017

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gramp stamp

This is what a tramp stamp will be called in another 3 decades when all the girls with butteryfly and tribal tramp stamps are grandmothers.

Yeah, she thinks her tribal tramp stamp is cool now, but one day she'll have to explain her gramp stamp to her grandchildren.

gramp stamp by vegasrew April 13, 2007

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Gramp Stamp

When you're getting fucked by an old man he pulls out and cums on your back.

When Grandpa Jones pulled out and came on Remy's back he gave Remy his Gramp Stamp

Gramp Stamp by SwampPuppy July 17, 2023

Gramp Stamp

A tattoo that was once a great piece of art, but has become distorted by old age.

He once had some beautiful ink, but his age and flab have turned his work into what we see here, a Gramp Stamp.

Gramp Stamp by ItsTheBartman July 29, 2015

Gramp Stamp

An elderly male with a lower back tattoo

Check it out, that old bastard has got a "Gramp Stamp"!

Gramp Stamp by CBUX April 15, 2009

gompstomping

The act of digging up and dead lady and then having one man at her vagina with his mouth open. With the other man stomping on her stomach. Seeing how many Maggots the man get in his mouth from her vagina

Me and jack went gompstomping last night. I got 14 maggots and he got 5

gompstomping by Xr1015 November 6, 2021

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026